1 00:00:00,037 --> 00:00:02,975 Previously on Neon Joe, Werewolf He-yump... 2 00:00:02,990 --> 00:00:03,696 (Carol) What's the matter? 3 00:00:03,696 --> 00:00:05,750 This whole thing taking you back to your time in Seattle? 4 00:00:05,931 --> 00:00:07,764 You shot that kid holding a hoagie. 5 00:00:07,766 --> 00:00:10,341 Oh, sure, focus on the guy 6 00:00:10,341 --> 00:00:12,156 who happened to laser his pubes 7 00:00:12,156 --> 00:00:15,405 right when Neon Joe was collecting pubes. 8 00:00:15,407 --> 00:00:16,690 (Joe) If Matt was attacked, 9 00:00:16,692 --> 00:00:19,326 there's a very good chance he was infected. 10 00:00:19,328 --> 00:00:20,527 Just like I thought. 11 00:00:20,529 --> 00:00:21,945 He a wolf. 12 00:00:21,947 --> 00:00:25,081 (sobbing) My baby! 13 00:00:26,802 --> 00:00:29,019 (gunfire) 14 00:00:29,021 --> 00:00:30,437 Enemy approaching! 15 00:00:30,439 --> 00:00:32,322 Warn Jimenez! 16 00:00:32,324 --> 00:00:33,607 I'm out! 17 00:00:33,609 --> 00:00:35,275 Switching to .50 caliber! 18 00:00:35,277 --> 00:00:37,777 It's not working! 19 00:00:37,779 --> 00:00:39,696 Don't shoot that! It's not a gun! 20 00:00:39,782 --> 00:00:40,814 What?! 21 00:00:40,816 --> 00:00:42,149 Don't shoot, it's a sandwich! 22 00:00:42,151 --> 00:00:45,118 (gunshot) 23 00:00:45,120 --> 00:00:46,653 (sighs) 24 00:00:46,888 --> 00:00:49,889 25 00:00:59,729 --> 00:01:02,901 Sync and corrections by dwigt addic7ed.com 26 00:01:03,007 --> 00:01:05,773 Episode 01x03 "Bark Bark Yum Yum" 27 00:01:08,393 --> 00:01:10,226 (Joe) Getting Susan to end her son's life 28 00:01:10,228 --> 00:01:11,861 will be a challenge, to be sure, 29 00:01:11,863 --> 00:01:13,647 but I am nine for nine when it comes to 30 00:01:13,649 --> 00:01:15,838 convincing mothers of children in werewolf-induced coma 31 00:01:15,858 --> 00:01:16,816 to pull the plug, 32 00:01:16,818 --> 00:01:19,152 And I look forward to making it an even 10. 33 00:01:19,154 --> 00:01:22,038 A.K.A. a Joe's dozen. 34 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:23,657 He-yump! 35 00:01:24,286 --> 00:01:26,493 Hot chowder, coming through! 36 00:01:26,495 --> 00:01:27,711 Ooh, hello, Neon Joe! 37 00:01:27,713 --> 00:01:31,081 (indistinct conversations) 38 00:01:32,334 --> 00:01:33,917 What going on in he-yump? 39 00:01:33,919 --> 00:01:36,720 Susan runs a speed-dating night called It's just chowder. 40 00:01:36,722 --> 00:01:39,472 People meet over a bowl of chowder, nice and casual, 41 00:01:39,474 --> 00:01:40,890 see where it takes them from there. 42 00:01:40,892 --> 00:01:42,809 No pressure. It's just chowder. 43 00:01:42,811 --> 00:01:45,178 Yeah, you can tell I-I-I-I -- I like to sing. 44 00:01:45,180 --> 00:01:47,347 You know (operatically) Ahhhh! 45 00:01:47,349 --> 00:01:48,898 Can I have your chowder? 46 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:51,851 Hey! I'm ready for some chowder. 47 00:01:51,853 --> 00:01:54,487 Nice try, Dave. You're banned. 48 00:01:55,691 --> 00:01:58,858 Tell me I can't have chowder. 49 00:01:58,860 --> 00:02:01,528 He threw up on someone last week. Heh. 50 00:02:01,530 --> 00:02:03,863 But we have got to get you in the next round. 51 00:02:03,865 --> 00:02:05,999 Oh, no, no. No, thank you. 52 00:02:06,001 --> 00:02:09,502 I got a very strict pre-date ritual I stick to. 53 00:02:09,504 --> 00:02:11,871 Wash my pits, I squeeze one out. 54 00:02:11,873 --> 00:02:14,341 But I came to talk to Susan, anyway. 55 00:02:14,343 --> 00:02:16,292 We can do that another night. 56 00:02:16,294 --> 00:02:17,711 (blows whistle) 57 00:02:17,713 --> 00:02:20,180 And time! Switch it up. 58 00:02:20,182 --> 00:02:21,798 Take over for a minute. 59 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:24,384 Oh, do-do, bah, bah, bah 60 00:02:24,386 --> 00:02:25,885 Do, do, do, do, boo-boom 61 00:02:25,887 --> 00:02:28,188 Chicka, chicka, chicka, chicka, chicka 62 00:02:28,190 --> 00:02:29,356 Beat it, Angela. 63 00:02:29,358 --> 00:02:30,557 Cha, cha, cha, cha 64 00:02:30,559 --> 00:02:31,641 Boop, a-doop, boop 65 00:02:31,643 --> 00:02:34,194 Boo-boop, boop-a doo 66 00:02:34,196 --> 00:02:37,030 Chowder. 67 00:02:38,066 --> 00:02:41,785 So, Joe, what did you want to talk about? 68 00:02:41,787 --> 00:02:44,537 We could also head over to my place 69 00:02:44,539 --> 00:02:46,656 and talk between the sheets. 70 00:02:47,894 --> 00:02:50,744 Yeah, uh, I believe that it is time to talk about 71 00:02:50,746 --> 00:02:54,342 releasing your poor boy to the great beyond. 72 00:03:00,505 --> 00:03:02,059 Time's up. 73 00:03:03,425 --> 00:03:06,176 Switch! 74 00:03:07,896 --> 00:03:10,597 Don't forget, it's just chowder. 75 00:03:10,599 --> 00:03:11,931 Can I have your chowder? 76 00:03:11,933 --> 00:03:13,600 Oh, sure. 77 00:03:14,820 --> 00:03:17,821 How you doing, Sonny? Man, that chowder night fun. 78 00:03:17,823 --> 00:03:20,657 Get lucky? Gonna be sexting someone tonight? 79 00:03:20,659 --> 00:03:21,991 No, I didn't have a chance to wash my pits 80 00:03:21,993 --> 00:03:23,193 and squeeze one out. 81 00:03:23,195 --> 00:03:27,363 I did talk to Susan, but, uh, that didn't go so good. 82 00:03:27,365 --> 00:03:28,364 Susan? 83 00:03:28,366 --> 00:03:29,499 Surprised you're here. 84 00:03:29,501 --> 00:03:30,784 How you mean? 85 00:03:30,786 --> 00:03:31,918 Ever since Matt went into his coma, 86 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:33,253 she's been here every night. 87 00:03:33,255 --> 00:03:35,705 I guess some people grieve by getting wasted 88 00:03:35,707 --> 00:03:37,674 and screwing dudes in the bathroom. 89 00:03:37,676 --> 00:03:40,460 Screwing dudes in the bathroom, huh? 90 00:03:40,462 --> 00:03:43,630 Well, he-yump, think about pursuing 91 00:03:43,632 --> 00:03:47,634 the possible sexual angle with Susan. 92 00:03:50,055 --> 00:03:53,223 Hey, Neon Joe, Look how sweaty I am! 93 00:03:53,225 --> 00:03:54,441 What he watching? 94 00:03:54,443 --> 00:03:56,226 Oh, Sheriff made an exercise video. 95 00:03:56,228 --> 00:03:59,646 All proceeds go to victims of police violence. 96 00:03:59,648 --> 00:04:01,698 ....Two, three! 97 00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:02,782 Switch hands! 98 00:04:02,784 --> 00:04:04,400 -Ahhh. Ahhh. -Police violence. 99 00:04:04,402 --> 00:04:05,568 He-yump. 100 00:04:05,570 --> 00:04:06,786 Hey, where's Sheriff, anyway? 101 00:04:06,788 --> 00:04:08,705 I thought all the gals in Garrity 102 00:04:08,707 --> 00:04:10,907 want to slurp up on that hunky chowder. 103 00:04:10,909 --> 00:04:13,326 No, that thing with the kid in Seattle really messed him up. 104 00:04:13,328 --> 00:04:14,828 Destroyed his marriage. 105 00:04:14,830 --> 00:04:17,881 Your new partner is about as twisted as a pretzel doing yoga. 106 00:04:17,883 --> 00:04:20,467 A pretzel doing yoga? 107 00:04:20,469 --> 00:04:21,668 (laughing) Good one, Sonny. 108 00:04:21,670 --> 00:04:23,253 News flash. 109 00:04:23,255 --> 00:04:25,922 Sheriff a yoga pretzel. 110 00:04:27,759 --> 00:04:29,843 Well, I appreciate that tip, Sonny. 111 00:04:29,845 --> 00:04:32,011 I'll see you around. 112 00:04:32,013 --> 00:04:33,930 Mmm! Boy, I got to tell you, 113 00:04:33,932 --> 00:04:36,099 I usually prefer my clams bearded, 114 00:04:36,101 --> 00:04:38,685 but, uh, this tender bivalve flesh 115 00:04:38,687 --> 00:04:41,354 teabagging my taste buds just fine. 116 00:04:41,356 --> 00:04:43,106 (laughs) 117 00:04:46,695 --> 00:04:49,078 (gulping) 118 00:04:51,449 --> 00:04:54,784 119 00:04:58,123 --> 00:05:00,006 Ever since Neon Joe got to town, 120 00:05:00,008 --> 00:05:02,375 it's all "Neon Joe's gonna find out about us. 121 00:05:02,377 --> 00:05:04,961 "Neon Joe has a recorder with information on it." 122 00:05:04,963 --> 00:05:07,013 The biggest threat we have to anybody 123 00:05:07,015 --> 00:05:08,882 finding out about us is you! 124 00:05:08,884 --> 00:05:10,934 Done. 125 00:05:14,389 --> 00:05:16,055 Put that back together! 126 00:05:17,609 --> 00:05:19,225 (scoffs) 127 00:05:19,227 --> 00:05:21,277 You are the only one of us who ever really wanted 128 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:22,812 to be friends with these humans. 129 00:05:22,814 --> 00:05:24,731 Maybe you can exploit that with Neon Joe 130 00:05:24,733 --> 00:05:26,399 and find out what's on that recorder. 131 00:05:26,401 --> 00:05:29,152 Or can you not handle a mission of that magnitude? 132 00:05:29,154 --> 00:05:30,403 No. 133 00:05:30,405 --> 00:05:32,238 Good. 134 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:33,456 Now, if you'll excuse me, 135 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:36,326 I'm off to play darts with my current lover. 136 00:05:38,743 --> 00:05:40,947 And if you'll excuse me, 137 00:05:40,988 --> 00:05:43,132 I'm going to make a lasagna. 138 00:05:45,754 --> 00:05:48,254 This steel beast is one tough ride. 139 00:05:48,256 --> 00:05:51,808 But the results you get in your triceps and abs 140 00:05:51,810 --> 00:05:53,426 will be your reward. 141 00:05:53,428 --> 00:05:55,428 That's how you buckercise! 142 00:05:55,430 --> 00:05:57,430 Yeeee-he-yump! 143 00:05:57,432 --> 00:05:58,765 A-whoa, horsey! 144 00:05:58,767 --> 00:06:00,733 A-whoa! 145 00:06:00,735 --> 00:06:03,236 (laughs) 146 00:06:03,238 --> 00:06:04,687 (beeps) Neon Joe. 147 00:06:04,689 --> 00:06:07,490 Heard about your little exercise videos. 148 00:06:08,091 --> 00:06:11,828 Interesting choice of charity, victims of police violence. 149 00:06:11,830 --> 00:06:13,196 Yeah, so? 150 00:06:13,198 --> 00:06:15,248 Now, why do I got a sneaky feeling 151 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:18,001 that all the proceeds are going to a certain mom 152 00:06:18,003 --> 00:06:20,420 of a particular kid that just happened to be 153 00:06:20,422 --> 00:06:23,923 killed dead in a hoagie-related whoopsie-doodle? 154 00:06:23,925 --> 00:06:27,010 So what if it does? It helps me feel better. 155 00:06:27,012 --> 00:06:28,795 I've never met her, I've never seen her, 156 00:06:28,797 --> 00:06:30,746 and that's exactly the way I like it. 157 00:06:30,773 --> 00:06:34,350 Whoa, slow down, Sheriff. Slow down. 158 00:06:35,262 --> 00:06:37,926 It's time to clear your head and man up. 159 00:06:38,035 --> 00:06:39,755 We can't have you hitting the pause button 160 00:06:39,788 --> 00:06:41,758 drawing your weapon when that werewolf show up. 161 00:06:41,799 --> 00:06:42,976 (wolf howls) Right? 162 00:06:42,978 --> 00:06:45,151 Or -- Or if Matt come out of that coma, 163 00:06:45,183 --> 00:06:47,350 Georgia have that little wolf baby. 164 00:06:48,054 --> 00:06:49,949 No, the -- the -- the key to drawing 165 00:06:49,951 --> 00:06:52,151 your metallic gun without hesitation 166 00:06:52,151 --> 00:06:53,737 is to start by drawing 167 00:06:53,737 --> 00:06:56,552 your wiener gun with lubrication. 168 00:06:57,814 --> 00:06:59,876 Now come on. Let me set you up on a date. 169 00:06:59,878 --> 00:07:00,994 (groans) 170 00:07:00,996 --> 00:07:03,579 Now, ho-hold up, now. Hold up, now. 171 00:07:03,581 --> 00:07:06,382 It's just chowder. 172 00:07:07,515 --> 00:07:11,506 Dead...hoagie...he-yump. 173 00:07:12,641 --> 00:07:14,724 Oh, yeah. 174 00:07:14,726 --> 00:07:18,728 (muffled moaning) 175 00:07:18,730 --> 00:07:21,097 Quit beating your meat, Dave! 176 00:07:21,099 --> 00:07:23,850 (moaning continues) 177 00:07:25,353 --> 00:07:26,419 Relax. 178 00:07:27,552 --> 00:07:29,522 You wash your pits and squeeze one out? 179 00:07:29,524 --> 00:07:30,823 What? 180 00:07:30,825 --> 00:07:32,859 Man, don't no one in this town 181 00:07:32,861 --> 00:07:34,444 got no pre-date routine? 182 00:07:34,446 --> 00:07:35,828 Who's my date? 183 00:07:35,830 --> 00:07:39,165 Someone you never met, but got a lot in common. 184 00:07:39,167 --> 00:07:41,868 Single mom from the Northwest. 185 00:07:42,259 --> 00:07:44,871 Seattle, to be specific. 186 00:07:44,873 --> 00:07:46,673 You son of a bitch. 187 00:07:46,675 --> 00:07:48,791 Oh, too late. 188 00:07:50,462 --> 00:07:51,878 Oh, my God. 189 00:07:53,168 --> 00:07:56,124 Right on time. Oh, here you go. Come on in. 190 00:07:56,162 --> 00:07:58,051 (breathing heavily) Oh, no -- no tears, now. No tears. 191 00:07:58,053 --> 00:08:00,803 Here you go. Got a -- got a table all set for you. 192 00:08:00,805 --> 00:08:02,855 Have a seat. 193 00:08:02,857 --> 00:08:05,308 Now, Karen, Sheriff. Sheriff, Karen. 194 00:08:05,450 --> 00:08:09,441 And, uh, don't forget, it just chowder. 195 00:08:14,235 --> 00:08:16,402 I just wanted to say that -- 196 00:08:17,822 --> 00:08:19,789 You've been sending the money, haven't you? 197 00:08:23,878 --> 00:08:26,079 -Listen -- -Here you go. You go-- 198 00:08:26,081 --> 00:08:28,664 You got to have the chowder for it to be just chowder, 199 00:08:28,666 --> 00:08:31,250 Am I right? 200 00:08:32,552 --> 00:08:34,150 I didn't have anything to do with this. 201 00:08:34,222 --> 00:08:35,922 Cracker? 202 00:08:37,592 --> 00:08:38,591 I would've never -- 203 00:08:38,593 --> 00:08:39,926 Pepper? 204 00:08:41,429 --> 00:08:43,346 Pepper? 205 00:08:45,483 --> 00:08:47,150 I would've never have asked you -- 206 00:08:47,152 --> 00:08:49,185 Spoon? 207 00:08:50,655 --> 00:08:53,100 Bon app?-he-yump. 208 00:08:56,661 --> 00:08:59,112 (monitor beeping) 209 00:08:59,114 --> 00:09:02,281 (monitor beeping rapidly) 210 00:09:05,787 --> 00:09:07,120 (monitor beeping) 211 00:09:07,122 --> 00:09:09,288 While Sheriff getting over his mental hump, 212 00:09:09,290 --> 00:09:11,457 I'm gonna be getting on my pelvic bump. 213 00:09:11,459 --> 00:09:12,458 (chuckles) 214 00:09:12,460 --> 00:09:13,459 Hey, Neon Joe! 215 00:09:13,461 --> 00:09:14,794 Oh, hey there, Sonny. 216 00:09:14,796 --> 00:09:17,013 Say, you up for a little 'bee? 217 00:09:17,266 --> 00:09:19,632 Oh, well, I would love to, but I got important 218 00:09:19,634 --> 00:09:21,684 werewolf business to tend to. (wolf howls) 219 00:09:21,686 --> 00:09:23,436 How about a rain check? 220 00:09:23,438 --> 00:09:24,303 Sure. 221 00:09:24,305 --> 00:09:26,355 All right. See you around. 222 00:09:26,357 --> 00:09:28,191 Can't wait to see the look on Susan face 223 00:09:28,193 --> 00:09:31,310 when I start to give her the hee-haw he-yump. 224 00:09:31,312 --> 00:09:33,980 The buttering-up has commenced. 225 00:09:36,234 --> 00:09:39,068 (slurps) Mmm-mmm! 226 00:09:39,459 --> 00:09:42,822 This bramble-grape tea is simply divine, Susan. 227 00:09:45,493 --> 00:09:47,577 Um... 228 00:09:47,873 --> 00:09:51,695 I would like to apologize for being so, uh, insensitive 229 00:09:51,750 --> 00:09:54,634 to your grieving emotional state the other night. 230 00:09:54,636 --> 00:09:56,385 Thank you. 231 00:09:56,387 --> 00:09:59,088 Beautiful artwork, by the way. 232 00:09:59,090 --> 00:10:01,507 Thank you. I do them myself. 233 00:10:01,509 --> 00:10:05,344 Oh, well, uh, perhaps I'll be lucky enough 234 00:10:05,346 --> 00:10:08,681 if one day maybe you'll, uh, do me. 235 00:10:08,683 --> 00:10:10,650 (sighing) He-yump. 236 00:10:10,652 --> 00:10:12,935 Perhaps. 237 00:10:12,937 --> 00:10:14,937 Might I offer you a foot rub? 238 00:10:14,939 --> 00:10:16,772 Sure. 239 00:10:17,079 --> 00:10:19,492 Yeah, why don't you pop that right on over he-yump? 240 00:10:19,494 --> 00:10:20,910 Mm. 241 00:10:20,912 --> 00:10:23,079 Ooh. 242 00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:25,498 Now, I know it difficult to talk about your son, 243 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:27,200 but I would like to remind you 244 00:10:27,202 --> 00:10:28,877 that, uh, he's got a very slim chance 245 00:10:28,894 --> 00:10:30,203 coming out that coma. 246 00:10:30,205 --> 00:10:33,706 Any not-so-slim chance you like to suck toes? 247 00:10:34,156 --> 00:10:37,460 Yeah, now you talking Joe's language, he-yump. 248 00:10:40,548 --> 00:10:41,597 Uh-he-yump. 249 00:10:41,599 --> 00:10:42,715 (moans) 250 00:10:42,717 --> 00:10:44,884 (muffled) Even if he do come out of it, 251 00:10:44,886 --> 00:10:46,552 He's still a werewolf. (wolf howls) 252 00:10:46,554 --> 00:10:49,222 Let's skip the werewolf stuff and focus on the toe sucking. 253 00:10:49,924 --> 00:10:52,975 Your boy gonna die. 254 00:10:52,977 --> 00:10:56,062 Could be a silver bullet to the brain. 255 00:10:56,064 --> 00:10:57,045 (wolf howls) 256 00:10:57,152 --> 00:10:59,870 Or could be his mother 257 00:11:00,321 --> 00:11:01,817 giving him a gentle push 258 00:11:01,819 --> 00:11:04,070 into the blissful beyond 259 00:11:04,211 --> 00:11:08,300 as she lovingly, tenderly 260 00:11:08,670 --> 00:11:10,793 pull the plug. 261 00:11:11,048 --> 00:11:13,796 You can see yourself out. 262 00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:16,132 Huh? 263 00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:19,304 And you suck toes, you don't lick them. 264 00:11:22,674 --> 00:11:26,475 My fully-engorged schwang-doodle says otherwise. 265 00:11:26,477 --> 00:11:27,426 Yeah. 266 00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:34,904 (clapping) 267 00:11:37,315 --> 00:11:40,900 I'm glad to hear you're also having dreams about your son. 268 00:11:40,902 --> 00:11:43,819 I mean, I'm not happy you're having dreams, 269 00:11:43,821 --> 00:11:45,321 I'm -- I'm just saying... 270 00:11:45,323 --> 00:11:48,407 Look, we're forever connected by the worst day in our lives. 271 00:11:48,409 --> 00:11:50,876 Maybe now we put all that behind us. 272 00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:53,894 It's nice to have someone to talk to about this whole thing. 273 00:11:53,900 --> 00:11:55,473 I'm glad you decided to stay. 274 00:11:55,532 --> 00:11:57,065 (knocking) 275 00:11:57,067 --> 00:11:59,033 Bark, bark, yum, yum! 276 00:11:59,035 --> 00:12:00,785 Excuse me? 277 00:12:00,932 --> 00:12:02,431 Bark, bark, yum, yum! 278 00:12:02,723 --> 00:12:05,641 Yeah, okay, Dave. See you later. 279 00:12:08,012 --> 00:12:09,728 What was that all about? 280 00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:12,398 (scoffs) Let's just say you've met the town drunk. 281 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:13,849 (both chuckle lightly) 282 00:12:13,851 --> 00:12:16,035 So, um, how did you raise all that money 283 00:12:16,064 --> 00:12:17,903 for the charity, anyway? 284 00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:20,523 My bull. 285 00:12:20,525 --> 00:12:22,691 So, I settled on "Buckercise." 286 00:12:22,693 --> 00:12:24,860 It's actually a pretty good workout. 287 00:12:24,862 --> 00:12:28,998 But...guess I won't have to make these videos anymore. 288 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,417 Forbidden fruit. 289 00:12:31,419 --> 00:12:33,452 Oh! 290 00:12:33,454 --> 00:12:35,254 I can't believe I said that out loud. 291 00:12:35,256 --> 00:12:36,672 Oh, that's okay. 292 00:12:36,674 --> 00:12:39,675 I was actually thinking the same thing. 293 00:12:41,679 --> 00:12:43,762 Nicely played, Sheriff. 294 00:12:44,005 --> 00:12:45,714 I'd say that forbidden fruit 295 00:12:45,727 --> 00:12:48,314 about to get a whole lot more bidden. 296 00:12:48,413 --> 00:12:51,864 297 00:13:48,049 --> 00:13:51,567 298 00:14:00,766 --> 00:14:03,517 My number. Let's keep in touch. 299 00:14:03,519 --> 00:14:04,685 Will do. 300 00:14:04,687 --> 00:14:07,554 Hey! Bark, bark, yum, yum! 301 00:14:07,556 --> 00:14:09,439 (laughing) Oh, man! 302 00:14:10,108 --> 00:14:12,525 How many town drunks you guys have? (laughs) 303 00:14:12,527 --> 00:14:15,729 Trust me, you are not a dog. 304 00:14:17,115 --> 00:14:19,783 I-I mean, like, you're, like, a total fox. 305 00:14:19,785 --> 00:14:21,701 (laughs) 306 00:14:26,195 --> 00:14:28,245 Call you when I land. 307 00:14:28,275 --> 00:14:29,390 All right. 308 00:14:29,394 --> 00:14:31,278 Got myself a girlfriend 309 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:33,146 - Bark, bark, yum, yum - (TV) The Action news 310 00:14:33,148 --> 00:14:35,282 - Got myself a girlfriend - will be right back 311 00:14:35,284 --> 00:14:37,200 - Bark, bark, yum, yum - after the break. 312 00:14:37,202 --> 00:14:40,538 Bark, bark, yum, yum, Grayson's dog food 313 00:14:40,756 --> 00:14:43,840 (Karen) When I think about the best nutrition for my dog, 314 00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:45,759 I think about four simple words -- 315 00:14:45,761 --> 00:14:48,261 Bark, bark, yum, yum. 316 00:14:48,263 --> 00:14:49,763 (echoing) Bark, bark, yum, yum. 317 00:14:49,765 --> 00:14:51,431 (distorted) Bark, bark, yum, yum. 318 00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:53,600 Yum, yum. Yum, yum. 319 00:14:53,602 --> 00:14:55,602 (muscles creak) 320 00:14:55,604 --> 00:14:58,321 (monitor beeping) 321 00:14:59,991 --> 00:15:03,076 (monitor beeping rapidly) 322 00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:08,106 He-yump! He-yump! He-yump! He-yump! 323 00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:10,275 He-yump! He-yump! He-yump! He-yump! 324 00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:11,727 All right, good. Good. 325 00:15:11,729 --> 00:15:12,694 Let's take five. 326 00:15:12,696 --> 00:15:14,029 You got a good jab. 327 00:15:14,031 --> 00:15:16,231 We got to work on that uppercut, he-yump, 328 00:15:16,233 --> 00:15:17,949 When I get back from the little boys' room. 329 00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:20,068 -Okay, Neon Joe. -Real good. 330 00:15:20,070 --> 00:15:23,905 You like Rocky Balboa, he-yump, and I'm Apollo he-yump. 331 00:15:29,413 --> 00:15:31,913 (Joe) Yeah, that mayor cute, even if she a lez. 332 00:15:31,915 --> 00:15:33,999 Guess I'm -- (fast-forwarding) 333 00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:36,468 I'm pretty sure I can un-lezify her no prob. 334 00:15:36,470 --> 00:15:38,920 All I got to do -- (fast-forwarding) 335 00:15:38,922 --> 00:15:41,590 Now I know what brought me to Garrity. 336 00:15:41,592 --> 00:15:43,479 Not just werewolf. 337 00:15:43,513 --> 00:15:46,464 Something else going on in this town. 338 00:15:46,532 --> 00:15:50,083 Big secret's about to be revealed. 339 00:15:50,152 --> 00:15:52,936 I do believe I'm emotionally ready 340 00:15:52,938 --> 00:15:56,773 to take on the responsibility of a new best friend. 341 00:15:56,808 --> 00:16:00,393 Sonny Coco has emerged as top candidate. 342 00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:04,112 Back to my burrito. 343 00:16:04,114 --> 00:16:05,497 Your footwork coming along real good. 344 00:16:05,499 --> 00:16:07,416 But, now, don't forget, when you're in that ring, 345 00:16:07,418 --> 00:16:09,451 stick and he-yump, stick and he-yump. 346 00:16:09,453 --> 00:16:10,619 -Right? -All right. okay. 347 00:16:10,621 --> 00:16:11,787 See you later, Neon Joe. 348 00:16:11,789 --> 00:16:12,921 All right, Sonny. Good job. 349 00:16:12,923 --> 00:16:14,706 Well, hello there, Sheriff. 350 00:16:14,708 --> 00:16:17,008 I heard Karen left town this afternoon. 351 00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:21,546 Take it you two had a forbiddenly fruitful good time. 352 00:16:21,548 --> 00:16:23,799 (laughs) 353 00:16:23,801 --> 00:16:26,559 Bark, bark, yum, yum. 354 00:16:33,527 --> 00:16:36,645 That's far enough. Turn around. 355 00:16:37,815 --> 00:16:39,981 You gonna blow my brains out? 356 00:16:39,983 --> 00:16:41,116 Nope. 357 00:16:41,118 --> 00:16:42,651 Just this. 358 00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:44,619 He-yump! 359 00:16:44,621 --> 00:16:45,871 All right, I deserved that. 360 00:16:45,873 --> 00:16:48,323 But you calm down now, you hear? 361 00:16:48,325 --> 00:16:50,659 I called the real mom, she told me to go to hell. 362 00:16:50,661 --> 00:16:52,244 So I had to hire an actress. 363 00:16:52,246 --> 00:16:54,379 From a national dog-food commercial?! 364 00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:55,881 He-yump! 365 00:16:55,883 --> 00:16:57,097 (grunts) 366 00:16:57,137 --> 00:16:58,336 It worked, though. 367 00:16:58,338 --> 00:17:00,171 I saw what you did to her "t." 368 00:17:00,173 --> 00:17:01,556 I saw what you did to her "v." 369 00:17:01,558 --> 00:17:03,224 I was -- I was watching the whole thing 370 00:17:03,226 --> 00:17:04,425 on my b's, man. 371 00:17:04,427 --> 00:17:06,079 I saw it all. 372 00:17:06,148 --> 00:17:08,716 Yeah. You had some crazy actress sex. 373 00:17:08,738 --> 00:17:10,271 You ought to be thanking me. 374 00:17:10,310 --> 00:17:12,431 (cellphone rings) 375 00:17:13,651 --> 00:17:16,018 Dalton. 376 00:17:16,020 --> 00:17:18,437 Okay. I'm on my way. 377 00:17:18,439 --> 00:17:20,239 There's an emergency at Dave Blonger's. 378 00:17:20,241 --> 00:17:22,024 This isn't over, though. 379 00:17:22,026 --> 00:17:23,409 He-yump! Oh! 380 00:17:26,847 --> 00:17:28,347 Dave Blonger was the werewolf. 381 00:17:28,349 --> 00:17:30,932 (wolf howls) (Joe) Yeah, bark, bark, yum, yum. 382 00:17:30,934 --> 00:17:33,769 More like ouch, ouch, spoom, spoom! 383 00:17:33,771 --> 00:17:34,770 (laughs) 384 00:17:34,772 --> 00:17:35,937 Oh, he-yump. 385 00:17:35,939 --> 00:17:38,607 Look at this right here. 386 00:17:38,609 --> 00:17:39,588 Oh, yeah. 387 00:17:39,607 --> 00:17:41,777 I hope he didn't die before pleasuring himself 388 00:17:41,779 --> 00:17:43,328 to this hot piece of tush. 389 00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:44,363 (chuckles) 390 00:17:44,365 --> 00:17:45,664 He-yump. 391 00:17:45,666 --> 00:17:47,999 Looks like Dave Blonger died in the act 392 00:17:48,001 --> 00:17:51,203 of autoerotically asphyxiating himself. 393 00:17:51,205 --> 00:17:52,788 Just as I suspected. 394 00:17:52,790 --> 00:17:54,373 Human turn into werewolf. 395 00:17:54,375 --> 00:17:57,342 (wolf howls) If it die while in human form. 396 00:17:57,344 --> 00:17:59,461 Otherwise known as a flipsy-flopsy 397 00:17:59,463 --> 00:18:02,264 from the usual way it happen. 398 00:18:05,052 --> 00:18:07,269 Huh. 399 00:18:07,271 --> 00:18:08,720 What have we here? 400 00:18:08,722 --> 00:18:11,807 Sheriff, take a look at this. 401 00:18:11,809 --> 00:18:13,809 Contact lenses. 402 00:18:13,811 --> 00:18:16,194 Moon-proof contact lens. 403 00:18:16,779 --> 00:18:19,398 That's how he was able to control it the whole time. 404 00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:22,656 He knew Joe was on the case, so he threw in the towel. 405 00:18:22,813 --> 00:18:25,981 Or, rather, choked himself with the towel, 406 00:18:26,014 --> 00:18:27,513 got in one final 'gasm. 407 00:18:27,791 --> 00:18:30,792 Wow. This whole time. 408 00:18:30,794 --> 00:18:32,994 Well, I guess it's over. 409 00:18:32,996 --> 00:18:34,663 Well, except for Matt. 410 00:18:34,665 --> 00:18:36,500 Yeah. 411 00:18:36,536 --> 00:18:38,119 And except for this. 412 00:18:38,152 --> 00:18:39,351 He-yump! 413 00:18:39,353 --> 00:18:41,403 In any case, I'm very happy to announce 414 00:18:41,405 --> 00:18:43,939 that a month-long reign of supernatural terror 415 00:18:43,941 --> 00:18:44,940 is over in Garrity. 416 00:18:44,942 --> 00:18:46,754 The werewolf is dead. 417 00:18:46,780 --> 00:18:49,945 Awesome! Great news! 418 00:18:49,947 --> 00:18:51,747 Mayor, what about the boy in the coma? 419 00:18:51,749 --> 00:18:53,949 Technically there's still a werewolf here in Garrity. 420 00:18:53,951 --> 00:18:55,417 Why keep it alive? Why wait? 421 00:18:55,419 --> 00:18:56,702 (Man) Yeah, why? 422 00:18:56,704 --> 00:18:58,420 Sheriff Dalton can answer those details. 423 00:18:58,422 --> 00:18:59,788 If you'll excuse me, 424 00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:02,508 I'm off to have scones with my current lover. 425 00:19:02,510 --> 00:19:04,176 Thank you, Mayor. 426 00:19:04,612 --> 00:19:07,880 Um, Matt's mother, Susan Duane, has yet to give consent -- 427 00:19:07,882 --> 00:19:10,549 Uh, actually, uh, th-the breakthrough in the case 428 00:19:10,551 --> 00:19:12,634 came due to an extensive sensual angle 429 00:19:12,636 --> 00:19:15,200 that I've been pursuing with Ms. Duane. 430 00:19:15,258 --> 00:19:18,023 She'll be pulling the plug on her son, and soon. 431 00:19:18,552 --> 00:19:20,218 I stake my reputation on it. 432 00:19:20,220 --> 00:19:22,056 That's all for today. Y'all can he-yump. 433 00:19:23,504 --> 00:19:24,954 Oh, hey, Sonny. 434 00:19:24,959 --> 00:19:27,092 Congratulations cracking the case, Neon Joe. 435 00:19:27,094 --> 00:19:29,211 Oh, thank you, buddy. I appreciate that. 436 00:19:30,548 --> 00:19:33,048 That's not a gun. 437 00:19:33,050 --> 00:19:35,768 I know. 438 00:19:37,388 --> 00:19:39,521 (Man) Enjoy your meal. 439 00:19:39,523 --> 00:19:41,273 (thunder crashes) 440 00:19:41,275 --> 00:19:42,641 Aah! 441 00:19:42,643 --> 00:19:44,943 (breathing heavily) 442 00:19:44,945 --> 00:19:47,446 I got clean pits and an empty colon. 443 00:19:47,722 --> 00:19:51,367 Free and clear to focus on getting Susan to pull the plug. 444 00:19:51,781 --> 00:19:54,903 Maybe get my jock rocked in the process. 445 00:19:57,074 --> 00:20:00,576 Remember, the son you knew is gone. 446 00:20:00,578 --> 00:20:02,328 You need to think of all the sons 447 00:20:02,330 --> 00:20:03,545 and future sons of Garrity 448 00:20:03,547 --> 00:20:05,289 that you'll be saving by doing this. 449 00:20:05,548 --> 00:20:07,583 I think it's time we both let go. 450 00:20:07,585 --> 00:20:09,893 Well, thanks for that extra round of convincing. 451 00:20:09,893 --> 00:20:10,931 (chuckles) 452 00:20:10,931 --> 00:20:12,714 Can't wait to see my portrait on your wall. 453 00:20:12,781 --> 00:20:15,375 These are the longest noodles 454 00:20:15,399 --> 00:20:17,755 I have ever had to use. 455 00:20:17,895 --> 00:20:19,895 Oh, hey, what's up? 456 00:20:19,897 --> 00:20:21,897 I was just in there doing your job. 457 00:20:25,770 --> 00:20:28,771 Your measures are extreme, but you were right. 458 00:20:28,773 --> 00:20:29,772 Thank you. 459 00:20:29,774 --> 00:20:32,608 Yeah. Thanks, Neon Joe. 460 00:20:32,610 --> 00:20:35,444 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, good, good. 461 00:20:35,446 --> 00:20:36,745 Just like how I planned. 462 00:20:36,747 --> 00:20:38,781 Drive you two into each other's arms. 463 00:20:38,783 --> 00:20:40,999 Yeah, I bet you were both thinking about me 464 00:20:41,001 --> 00:20:44,336 right when you spurted spasms, he-yump. 465 00:20:44,338 --> 00:20:45,504 Right? 466 00:20:45,506 --> 00:20:47,206 As far as I can tell, all he's concerned about 467 00:20:47,208 --> 00:20:48,590 is trying to turn you straight. 468 00:20:48,592 --> 00:20:50,042 Doesn't matter, though, right? 469 00:20:50,044 --> 00:20:51,677 I mean, the werewolf's dead, 470 00:20:51,679 --> 00:20:53,545 Susan's gonna pull the plug on Matt. 471 00:20:53,547 --> 00:20:54,963 Neon Joe will be out of town. 472 00:20:54,965 --> 00:20:56,632 We'll be in the clear. 473 00:20:56,634 --> 00:20:58,767 I guess you're off the hook. 474 00:20:58,769 --> 00:21:00,135 Now, if you'll excuse me, 475 00:21:00,137 --> 00:21:02,805 I'm going to have frittatas with my current lover. 476 00:21:03,808 --> 00:21:07,776 477 00:21:10,398 --> 00:21:13,148 Goodbye, best friend that never was. 478 00:21:13,150 --> 00:21:15,971 Hey, man. Finish my puzzle. 479 00:21:18,192 --> 00:21:20,025 (groans) 480 00:21:21,325 --> 00:21:23,492 Uh, now it's time to, uh, pull the plug 481 00:21:23,494 --> 00:21:26,829 on this particularly gruesome chapter in Garrity's history. 482 00:21:26,831 --> 00:21:28,330 You ready to do this? 483 00:21:28,332 --> 00:21:29,331 Yes. 484 00:21:29,333 --> 00:21:31,834 Uh, you're doing the right thing, Susan. 485 00:21:31,836 --> 00:21:33,502 -(sighs) -What's that? 486 00:21:33,504 --> 00:21:35,170 Some of my homemade meatballs. 487 00:21:35,172 --> 00:21:38,807 They were Matt's favorite. I just want him to go out happy. 488 00:21:43,180 --> 00:21:45,097 Oh, my God. 489 00:21:50,335 --> 00:21:53,238 I call dibs on the meatballs. 490 00:21:55,526 --> 00:21:57,493 Yeeee-he-yump! 491 00:21:57,495 --> 00:21:58,494 Mmm! 492 00:21:58,496 --> 00:21:59,862 (laughs) 493 00:21:59,864 --> 00:22:01,363 Ride 'em, Joe! 494 00:22:01,365 --> 00:22:02,698 Whoo-hoo! 495 00:22:02,700 --> 00:22:04,950 He-yump! He-yump! 496 00:22:04,952 --> 00:22:06,702 Oh, he-yump! 497 00:22:06,704 --> 00:22:07,870 Oh! 498 00:22:07,872 --> 00:22:09,705 Whoo! Yeah, baby! 499 00:22:09,707 --> 00:22:11,874 Yeah! Whoo! 500 00:22:11,876 --> 00:22:13,709 Yeee-he-yump! 501 00:22:13,711 --> 00:22:15,581 That meatball's good. 502 00:22:15,784 --> 00:22:18,512 Sync and correctye-hump by dwigt addic7ed.com 503 00:22:18,562 --> 00:22:23,112 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0